Finding the perfect birthday messages or funny birthday quotes for women to write in their birthday card can prove more difficult than choosing the card itself. If you know someone who is getting to the age they wished that their age would start going backwards, then there is nothing more special than the gift of laughter. So spread the joy on their special day, with some funny birthday messages. If you are looking for some happy birthday quotes for brightening up someones special day, find here some of the favorite hilarious and funny birthday messages and wishes.

If you are making your own greetings cards, these happy birthday quotes will be sure to brighten up the inside and bring delight to the recipient.

or as Robert Frost said
"Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty..."