Birthday Jokes ( Page 1 of 3 )

The Boss

Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner.

Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it, he asked, “A bottle of wine?”

His employees replied, “No.” Again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid. “A bottle of scotch?” “His employees replied again, “No.”

Finally the boss asked, “I give up. What is it?” His workers responded, “A puppy.”

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Public’s demand on Chandrababu Naidu birthday

News: AP CM, Chandrababu Naidu birthday today

Public: No chocolates Naidu, we want AP capital construction.

By Phani Ch

 

Stylish birthday celebrations of Rajinikanth

What if Rajinikanth style is added to his birthday celebrations?

He eats cake piece, flipping it in the air, for an hour.

By Phani Ch

 

Is AP, a state or a birthday cake?

News: Agitation soon for separate state of Rayalaseema

Punch: Is it a state or a birthday cake, to cut and take your choice of pieces

By Phani Ch

 

When is Brahmothsavam in Pawan Kalyan’s temple

News: Shakalaka Shankar to construct Pawan Kalyan temple  

Punch: Every Pawan Kalyan’s birthday might be a brahmothsavam in this temple.

By Phani Ch

 

Birthday gifts overtaking birthday wishes

When there comes a day, where birthday gifts are banned, only then, you would receive the wishes you are waiting for, on every birthday.
 
By Phani Ch

 

Mother and Wife logic in man’s life

We are born from a woman called mother and burn by a woman called wife.

By Phani Ch

 

Baahubali effect for Ramya Krishnan birthday

Baahubali effect:

Fans are wishing Ramya Krishnan as Happy birthday Sivagami, but not with her original name. What might be Ramya’s inner voice now?

By Phani Ch

 

New logic in Pawan Kalyan birthday

Our face is such a body part, where others see it more than us

Pawan Kalyan birthday is such a day, where entire world celebrates it, except him

By Phanindra

 

Dad’s shocking birthday gift to son

Dad: My dear son, all these are your birthday gifts.

After opening them excitedly:

Son: Dad, but, these are empty

Dad: I know, use those boxes to pack your things and get out.

By Phani

 

Playing cards as a birthday gift

My wife asked me to present something with diamonds, on her birthday. So I gifted her playing cards, but she threw it on my face. Is it my fault?

By Phani

 

Do this to be away from loneliness

Feeling lonely? Want someone to cheer you up?

Change your birthday date on Facebook

By Phani