School Jokes ( Page 1 of 4 )

Telangana government plans extra vacation to the students

News: Telangana government schools revamping launches after schools reopen

Probably, the officials have planned for an extra vacation to the students in this way.

By Phani Ch

 

Difference between courts and commercial courts

News: Commercial courts in Telangana soon

Student: Courts are already commercial, Isn’t it?

Teacher: The latest one even has the tag called ‘Commercial’

By Phani Ch

 

TDP is teacher, Pawan Kalyan is student

News: Janasena starts ground work for 2019 elections

It is like student teaching the lesson, after finding fault with the teacher. Other students gets benefited, but no doubt, teacher hurts.

By Phani Ch

 

Hari Krishna-Kodali Nani meet’s significance

Hari Krishna and Kodali Nani meeting is a warning bell to Naidu and school last bell to Jagan.

By Phani Ch

 

Rohith future in Bollywood

News: Kanhaiya Kumar demands ‘Rohith Act’

Till date, number of movies have come in Bollywood with Rohith as hero character’s name. But, if ‘Rohith Act’ gets nod, I doubt the future of that name in Bollywood.

By Phani Ch

 

PK Sardaar effect on Summer

Dad: Beta, it is summer, don’t go outside.

Son: Dad, it is not Summer, but Sardaar season.

Dad: Very good, you are not a Sardaar, so you should now stay at home only.

By Phani Ch

 

Moon's inner voice after people enjoyed solar eclipse

News: Indonesians thrilled with the total Solar eclipse today

Moon's inner voice: They are celebrating when I was blocked by moon. They don’t know that, if I decide to take revenge and stop coming completely, things turn utter miserable.

By Phani Ch

 

JNU issue proved that, everything happens for a reason

News: Left parties ask Kanhaiya to contest in West Bengal polls  
     
Kanhaiya’s long term as Students Union leader even, did not make him this popular. But a controversy did!  

By Phani Ch

 

Rahul Gandhi is immature, says BJP

News: Criticisms on Rahul Gandhi alleging his behaviour is kiddish in parliament

Teacher: How do you think you can aim for IAS, with this kiddish behavior?
 
Student: I am better than those, who expected PM seat earlier.

By Phani Ch

 

Dawood is equal to a short tempered school teacher

News: Public threatened to buy Dawood properties on auction

It is like kids, frightening for the short tempered teacher, even though they do homework.

By Phani Ch

 

When does a graduate get ready to do schooling again?

News: Kapu community included in BCs

Punch: Even a graduate loves to do schooling again, if the government assures a job.

By Phani Ch

 

Degree to auto drivers in Telangana

News: Autos to unemployed minority youth

Punch: Should all those applicants, do a degree in auto driving now.

By Phani Ch