School Jokes ( Page 1 of 4 )

Super Droll

A first-grade teacher cannot believe her student is not hepped up about the Super Bowl. “It is a huge event. Why are you not excited?”

“Because I am not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student.

“Well, that is a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?”

“Then I would be a football fan.”

SUPRAJA

 

Human Body

The teacher asks, “Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?”

Flora blushes and says, “That is disgusting, I will not even answer that question.”

The teacher calls on Johnny: “What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?” “That's easy,” says Johnny.

“It is the pupil of the eye.” “Very good, Johnny,” responds the teacher. “That is correct.”

She then turns to Flora and says, First, you did not do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you are in for a BIG disappointment.”

SUPRAJA

 

Telangana government plans extra vacation to the students

News: Telangana government schools revamping launches after schools reopen

Probably, the officials have planned for an extra vacation to the students in this way.

By Phani Ch

 

Difference between courts and commercial courts

News: Commercial courts in Telangana soon

Student: Courts are already commercial, Isn’t it?

Teacher: The latest one even has the tag called ‘Commercial’

By Phani Ch

 

TDP is teacher, Pawan Kalyan is student

News: Janasena starts ground work for 2019 elections

It is like student teaching the lesson, after finding fault with the teacher. Other students gets benefited, but no doubt, teacher hurts.

By Phani Ch

 

Hari Krishna-Kodali Nani meet’s significance

Hari Krishna and Kodali Nani meeting is a warning bell to Naidu and school last bell to Jagan.

By Phani Ch

 

Rohith future in Bollywood

News: Kanhaiya Kumar demands ‘Rohith Act’

Till date, number of movies have come in Bollywood with Rohith as hero character’s name. But, if ‘Rohith Act’ gets nod, I doubt the future of that name in Bollywood.

By Phani Ch

 

PK Sardaar effect on Summer

Dad: Beta, it is summer, don’t go outside.

Son: Dad, it is not Summer, but Sardaar season.

Dad: Very good, you are not a Sardaar, so you should now stay at home only.

By Phani Ch

 

Moon's inner voice after people enjoyed solar eclipse

News: Indonesians thrilled with the total Solar eclipse today

Moon's inner voice: They are celebrating when I was blocked by moon. They don’t know that, if I decide to take revenge and stop coming completely, things turn utter miserable.

By Phani Ch

 

JNU issue proved that, everything happens for a reason

News: Left parties ask Kanhaiya to contest in West Bengal polls  
     
Kanhaiya’s long term as Students Union leader even, did not make him this popular. But a controversy did!  

By Phani Ch

 

Rahul Gandhi is immature, says BJP

News: Criticisms on Rahul Gandhi alleging his behaviour is kiddish in parliament

Teacher: How do you think you can aim for IAS, with this kiddish behavior?
 
Student: I am better than those, who expected PM seat earlier.

By Phani Ch

 

Dawood is equal to a short tempered school teacher

News: Public threatened to buy Dawood properties on auction

It is like kids, frightening for the short tempered teacher, even though they do homework.

By Phani Ch