Aging Jokes ( Page 1 of 9 )

The Grave Encounter

A teen takes a shortcut home through the cemetery, after trick-or-treating. Halfway across, he is startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

Trembling with fear, he spots an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at a headstone.

“I thought you were a ghost,”says the relieved teen. “What are you doing working so late?”

“Oh, those idiots,” grumbles the old man. “They misspelled my name!”

SUPRAJA

 

The Three Sisters

Three elderly sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, shared a house together. One evening, the 96 year old sister went upstairs to take a bath. As she put her foot into the tub, she paused. Then she yelled down to the other two sisters and asked, “Was I getting in the tub or out?”

“You dern fool,” said the 94 year old. “I will come up and see.” When she got half way up the stairs she paused. “Was I going up the stairs or down?”

The 92 year old sister was sitting at the kitchen table drinking a cup of tea and thought, “I hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood.” She shook her head and called out, “ I will be up to help you both as soon as I see who is at the door.”

 

Mahesh fans reaction for Brahmotsavam audio release

News: Brahmotsavam audio release today

I doubt, what reaction Mahesh fans give, if their girlfriends call for a date tonight.

By Phani Ch

 

Will smokers read warnings on tobacco packs?

News: Bigger warnings on tobacco packs now

I doubt whether any smoker, has that time to look at the pack and read all the theory on it, before smoking.

By Phani Ch

 

Is Sunny Leone thinking level is on the right track?

News: Sunny Leone unwilling to do adult comedies

I doubt if anyone is interested in watching her in other type of films?

By Phani Ch

 

Necessity of separate kindergartens for boys and girls

News: Virginity is linked to genes: Study

Time for the separate kindergartens for boys and girls now

By Phani Ch

 

Oopiri says youth emotions are worthless

Oopiri is called a family entertainer because it has good emotions.

So you think, youth emotions are worthless.

By Phani Ch

 

Why should men join Right to Pee campaign

News: Women wants men to join ‘Right to Pee’ campaign

Think logically. When men already have king size open toilets that too for ‘Free’, why they will again join these campaigns, demanding pay-and-use toilets at the same places.

By Phani Ch

 

Rashmi disappoints in Guntur Talkies

Guntur Talkies result

Along with me, everyone rushed for Rashmi. But the movie has everything except Rashmi.

By Phani Ch

 

Kohli-Anushka are cycle tubes!

News: Kohli-Anushka: Break up then, patch up now

Are they human beings or cycle tubes

By Phani Ch

 

What if porn sites give revenue like liquor

News: Government thinks about possibilities of blocking porn sites

I wonder what would be government’s decision, if porn sites too give huge revenue like liquor.

By Phani Ch

 

Why Valentines day impact has reduced this year?

Valentines day is being considered as love and affection day between the families too. That is why, the impact has reduced this year.

By Phani Ch