Cust. Service Jokes ( Page 1 of 2 )

Customer care erases your loneliness

“No one calls me on phone. I sometimes even forget my ring tone.”

When the thoughts in my mind move like this, the customer care call brings me happiness.

By Phani Ch

 

When customer care need to provide Sarrainodu tickets

News: Sarrainodu tickets on demand

Customer care: Please stop abusing, how can we provide online booking tickets!

By Phani Ch

 

Time to send love mails to Delhi court

News: Delhi court identifies the significance to male dignity too.

It is the time for Delhi court, to receive male youth of India.

By Phani Ch

 

What if Freedom 251 gives a shock like this?

News: Freedom 251 online bookings resumed from today

What if ‘Ringing bells’ say, it will not accept bookings from those, who abused and cursed the company yesterday.

By Phani Ch

 

How is OLX useful to TDP now

News: TDP lost deposits in Narayankhed elections

OLX should think over TDP office in Telangana.

By Phani Ch

 

Snapdeal need not spend on advertisements

News: Snapdeal launches #HelpFindDipti

Snapdeal need not spend much on advertisements hereafter. After Aamir Khan, it was Dipti. Is it a tough deal to find a replacement to this lady now?  

By Phani Ch

 

KCR is customer care representative, Danam is customer

News: KCR rejects to welcome Danam, and asks him to join TRS, with KK welcome.

The customer care representative never turns aggressive, even if there comes a situation to turn so. They are bound to deal the customers smoothly, which will finally make the customer say WTF.

By Phani Ch

 

BJP position after Bihar election results!

BJP position after Bihar election results!

Customer care representative should talk in low voice, however idiot, the customer is.

Same with BJP. It should sound low with TDP now, to contest jointly in the elections.  

By Phani Ch

 

Why men do not prefer to work in customer care?

Do you know why men generally do not prefer to work in customer care?

Because customers are not their wives to stay calm, even though they abuse.
   
By Phani Ch

 

e-bricks relation with e-mail and e-seva

News: e-bricks launched to contribute for AP capital

Punch:

Consumer: You do e-Seva, You do e-mail, then why don’t you give me e-bricks

Customer care: WTF

By Phani Ch

 

Common thing in social service and customer service

News: Teja says Mahesh adopted village for tax benefits

Punch: Doing social service or working in customer service, is almost the same these days. Abusing guaranteed!!

By Phani Ch

 

Don’t find Play store address to buy whatsapp

Consumer: From where can I buy Whatsapp

Customer service: Sir, you can get it free in play store

Consumer: Oh is it! Can you please give me the address of that store

By Phanindra