Marriage Jokes ( Page 1 of 2 )

What is bad luck in pockets exactly

News: UP married couple flirt each other on FB, unknowingly

This is what we call bad luck in pocket.

By Phani Ch


When does wife decides more strong to move out?

Husband’s unwillingness to allow his wife, to go out, is a better boosting to her, for rushing out immediately.

By Phani Ch


Danam Nagendar is worst than cat on the wall

News: Danam Nagendar meets Congress leaders at his residence

Everyone is sure that, cat on the wall, finally jumps anyone side. But Danam Nagendar is even not giving that clarity.

By Phani Ch


Congress, divorce has the same meaning now

News: Several senior leaders are stepping out of Congress.

Punch: Divorce, Congress

Very rarely, we find the rhyming words, with the same meaning, like these, Isn’t it?

By Phani Ch


Inter religious marriages validity is beneficial to lawyers

News: Inter religious marriages are valid, only if one of the partners, convert into his/her spouse’s religion.

Punch: I can see idle lawyers smiling now.

By Phani Ch


Symbolically, this is Pawan Kalyan’s dhoti attire meaning!

News: Pawan Kalyan in a marriage attire (Dhoti), meets Naidu

Punch: It seems, symbolically saying that, people would do Naidu’s marriage, if all his promises are not fulfilled.
By Phani Ch


Dawood wife harassment is reason to surrender!

News: Dawood ready to surrender

Punch: May be he thought police harassment is better than wife’s.

By Phani Ch


Chiranjeevi gold coins as dowry for marriage!

News: Chiranjeevi gold coins out

Punch: What is the position of a bride, if the bridegroom’s parents ask these coins as dowry.

By Phani Ch


Marriage logic in leaders adopting girls hostels issue

Political biggies are backing the ragging culprits, the buzz says.

Political biggies, please adopt the girls hostels, the centre says.
It is like remarrying the same old wife, again and again.

By Phani Ch


Luck logic in Digvijaya Singh marriage

News: Digvijaya Singh gets re-married at 64

Punch: Do not lose hope on life. Fortune may contact you, at any age  

By Phani Ch


Similarity in state assembly and marriage

News: Jagan and Naidu tough fight in the assembly

Punch: State assembly is like marriage. The intention is to fight, not to solve the problem.  
By Phanindra


Marriage finishes a man, not completes

Man is incomplete without marriage

Man gets ‘COMPLETED’ after marriage.

By Phani