Animal Jokes ( Page 1 of 5 )

Attharintiki Daredi dialogue suits Prasad’s situation

Producer BVSN Prasad’s situation, through ‘Attharintiki Daredi’ dialogue:
Simham padukundi kada ani jool tho jadey kudadura.

By Phani Ch

 

Animals fortunately do not have religion

News: VHP reconverted 7.5 Muslims, Christians

Animals: Luckily we are away from religions

By Phani Ch

 

Animals, applauding Ratan Tata’s big heart

News: Ratan Tata invests in dogspot.in

Other animals’ inner voice: Please turn us as pets too

By Phani Ch

 

Monkey’s logic in driving the bus

News: Monkey drives the bus in UP

While the driver is sleeping, though we tried to support the passengers, by driving the bus, people mistook and threw us away. This is why, we feel that, there is no wrong in hitting you people.

By Phani Ch

 

What if people cannot afford to go to the Zoo?

When people cannot afford to go to the Zoo. May be they can watch assembly meetings on TV.
 
By Phani Ch

 

Pawan Kalyan Hatao book author is a dog!

News: ‘Pawan Kalyan Hatao’ book released

Criticizing the popular, will make you even more popular, than the popular one, you criticized.
Dog never misses this logic, when lion is not in the forest.

By Phani Ch

 

Modi is ant, Jayalalitha is a snake

News: Chennai rains, Modi assure support to Jayalalitha

Do you know, how an ant behaves, when it is willing to sleep in a snake’s den?

By Phani Ch

 

What happens when rabbit dances on Lion

News: YSRCP gets least votes in Warangal by-polls  

What happens when the rabbit dare to dance on Lion, while it is sleeping? The result is not new to the world.

By Phani Ch

 

Animals feeling after Anuradha’s murder

News: Mayor Anuradha murdered

Animals: This is why we say that, we are fortunate to take birth as animals

By Phani Ch

 

Can the dogs bark, in front of Lion?

News: Telakapalli Ravi says that there is no use of Pawan Kalyan

Punch: Have you ever heard of dogs barking, when Lion is sleeping

By Phani Ch

 

Proof: dogs are better than human beings

One reason to say dogs are better than human beings

Dog: I cannot bear those Diwali crackers sounds, please don’t buy those.
 
Human beings: Don’t you know that we cannot bear your barking, at night times. So, die now.

By Phani Ch

 

Animals inner voice after knowing Siricilla Rajaiah

News:  MP Siricilla Rajaiah is suspected to kill daughter in law.

Punch:

Animals: People say, as we committed faults, we are born as animals. But the fact is, it is a pleasure being animals, than these stupid human beings.

By Phani Ch