Animal Jokes ( Page 1 of 6 )

News: Goat arrested in Chhattisgarh

May I know who is actual animal here. (May be the question is hypothetical)

By Phani Ch

News: Pawan Kalyan offers Rs. 50 lakhs discount to BVSN Prasad

Fox: I love you Pawan. No one believed me, as you did.   

By Phani Ch

Producer BVSN Prasad’s situation, through ‘Attharintiki Daredi’ dialogue:
Simham padukundi kada ani jool tho jadey kudadura.

By Phani Ch

News: VHP reconverted 7.5 Muslims, Christians

Animals: Luckily we are away from religions

By Phani Ch

News: Ratan Tata invests in dogspot.in

Other animals’ inner voice: Please turn us as pets too

By Phani Ch

News: Monkey drives the bus in UP

While the driver is sleeping, though we tried to support the passengers, by driving the bus, people mistook and threw us away. This is why, we feel that, there is no wrong in hitting you people.

By Phani Ch

When people cannot afford to go to the Zoo. May be they can watch assembly meetings on TV.
 
By Phani Ch

News: ‘Pawan Kalyan Hatao’ book released

Criticizing the popular, will make you even more popular, than the popular one, you criticized.
Dog never misses this logic, when lion is not in the forest.

By Phani Ch

News: Chennai rains, Modi assure support to Jayalalitha

Do you know, how an ant behaves, when it is willing to sleep in a snake’s den?

By Phani Ch

News: YSRCP gets least votes in Warangal by-polls  

What happens when the rabbit dare to dance on Lion, while it is sleeping? The result is not new to the world.

By Phani Ch

News: Mayor Anuradha murdered

Animals: This is why we say that, we are fortunate to take birth as animals

By Phani Ch

News: Telakapalli Ravi says that there is no use of Pawan Kalyan

Punch: Have you ever heard of dogs barking, when Lion is sleeping

By Phani Ch