Animal Jokes ( Page 1 of 6 )

News: Teraa Suroor, a huge disaster.  

Donkey with Himesh Reshammiya: Did you think that I cannot do acting? I stopped because, these human beings already said, donkey should do only a donkey’s work. Come on, you too get back to singing.

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News: Srimanthudu script is mine, a writer files petition against Mahesh Babu

What if Shankardada reacts now in his English: “Thieves go 6 months, dogs bark”

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News: Restaurant celebrates Sanjay Dutt’s release, offering free chicken.
 
I feel only hen is saddened upon Sanjay Dutt’s release.

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News: Man rapes a dog

“Beware of dog” on Human beings house gate.

“Beware of human beings” on dogs cave gate.

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News: Bengaluru schools declared holiday, for the fear of Leopard

It seems, leopard wanted to take revenge on the schools, for bringing the students to zoos, treating it as a fun item.

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News: Goat arrested in Chhattisgarh

May I know who is actual animal here. (May be the question is hypothetical)

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News: Pawan Kalyan offers Rs. 50 lakhs discount to BVSN Prasad

Fox: I love you Pawan. No one believed me, as you did.   

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Producer BVSN Prasad’s situation, through ‘Attharintiki Daredi’ dialogue:
Simham padukundi kada ani jool tho jadey kudadura.

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News: VHP reconverted 7.5 Muslims, Christians

Animals: Luckily we are away from religions

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News: Ratan Tata invests in dogspot.in

Other animals’ inner voice: Please turn us as pets too

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News: Monkey drives the bus in UP

While the driver is sleeping, though we tried to support the passengers, by driving the bus, people mistook and threw us away. This is why, we feel that, there is no wrong in hitting you people.

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When people cannot afford to go to the Zoo. May be they can watch assembly meetings on TV.
 
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