Animal Jokes ( Page 1 of 6 )

Shankardada reacts on Srimanthudu scripts controversy

News: Srimanthudu script is mine, a writer files petition against Mahesh Babu

What if Shankardada reacts now in his English: “Thieves go 6 months, dogs bark”

By Phani Ch

 

They are saddened upon Sanjay Dutt’s release

News: Restaurant celebrates Sanjay Dutt’s release, offering free chicken.
 
I feel only hen is saddened upon Sanjay Dutt’s release.

By Phani Ch

 

Dogs should keep this board on their gates

News: Man rapes a dog

“Beware of dog” on Human beings house gate.

“Beware of human beings” on dogs cave gate.

By Phani Ch

 

Leopard aims to take revenge on schools

News: Bengaluru schools declared holiday, for the fear of Leopard

It seems, leopard wanted to take revenge on the schools, for bringing the students to zoos, treating it as a fun item.

By Phani Ch

 

Chhattisgarh goat awakens a hypothetical question

News: Goat arrested in Chhattisgarh

May I know who is actual animal here. (May be the question is hypothetical)

By Phani Ch

 

Fox loves Pawan Kalyan

News: Pawan Kalyan offers Rs. 50 lakhs discount to BVSN Prasad

Fox: I love you Pawan. No one believed me, as you did.   

By Phani Ch

 

Attharintiki Daredi dialogue suits Prasad’s situation

Producer BVSN Prasad’s situation, through ‘Attharintiki Daredi’ dialogue:
Simham padukundi kada ani jool tho jadey kudadura.

By Phani Ch

 

Animals fortunately do not have religion

News: VHP reconverted 7.5 Muslims, Christians

Animals: Luckily we are away from religions

By Phani Ch

 

Animals, applauding Ratan Tata’s big heart

News: Ratan Tata invests in dogspot.in

Other animals’ inner voice: Please turn us as pets too

By Phani Ch

 

Monkey’s logic in driving the bus

News: Monkey drives the bus in UP

While the driver is sleeping, though we tried to support the passengers, by driving the bus, people mistook and threw us away. This is why, we feel that, there is no wrong in hitting you people.

By Phani Ch

 

What if people cannot afford to go to the Zoo?

When people cannot afford to go to the Zoo. May be they can watch assembly meetings on TV.
 
By Phani Ch

 

Pawan Kalyan Hatao book author is a dog!

News: ‘Pawan Kalyan Hatao’ book released

Criticizing the popular, will make you even more popular, than the popular one, you criticized.
Dog never misses this logic, when lion is not in the forest.

By Phani Ch