Aging Jokes ( Page 1 of 10 )

Beautiful Night Vs Horror Night

Beautiful Night is when you hug your teddy bear and sleep.

Horror night is when your teddy bear hugs you back.


Genie And Three Wishes

A genie comes out of an ancient lamp after a man spots it.

Genie: You get 3 wishes.

Man: I am not lucky. Whatever I wish will come back and will bite me again.

Genie: I promise, things are not the same.

Man: I wish for a boomerang with teeth.

Genie: You are a son of a ....


The Card Buddies

Two elderly ladies had been friends since their 30s. Now in their 80s, they still got together a couple of times a week to play cards.

One day they were playing gin rummy and one of them said, “You know, we’ve been friends for many years and, please don’t get mad, but for the life of me, I can’t remember your name. Please tell me what it is.”

Her friend glared at her. She continued to glare and stare at her for at least three minutes. Finally, she said, “How soon do you need to know?”



The Grave Encounter

A teen takes a shortcut home through the cemetery, after trick-or-treating. Halfway across, he is startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

Trembling with fear, he spots an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at a headstone.

“I thought you were a ghost,”says the relieved teen. “What are you doing working so late?”

“Oh, those idiots,” grumbles the old man. “They misspelled my name!”



The Three Sisters

Three elderly sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, shared a house together. One evening, the 96 year old sister went upstairs to take a bath. As she put her foot into the tub, she paused. Then she yelled down to the other two sisters and asked, “Was I getting in the tub or out?”

“You dern fool,” said the 94 year old. “I will come up and see.” When she got half way up the stairs she paused. “Was I going up the stairs or down?”

The 92 year old sister was sitting at the kitchen table drinking a cup of tea and thought, “I hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood.” She shook her head and called out, “ I will be up to help you both as soon as I see who is at the door.”


Mahesh fans reaction for Brahmotsavam audio release

News: Brahmotsavam audio release today

I doubt, what reaction Mahesh fans give, if their girlfriends call for a date tonight.

By Phani Ch


Will smokers read warnings on tobacco packs?

News: Bigger warnings on tobacco packs now

I doubt whether any smoker, has that time to look at the pack and read all the theory on it, before smoking.

By Phani Ch


Is Sunny Leone thinking level is on the right track?

News: Sunny Leone unwilling to do adult comedies

I doubt if anyone is interested in watching her in other type of films?

By Phani Ch


Necessity of separate kindergartens for boys and girls

News: Virginity is linked to genes: Study

Time for the separate kindergartens for boys and girls now

By Phani Ch


Oopiri says youth emotions are worthless

Oopiri is called a family entertainer because it has good emotions.

So you think, youth emotions are worthless.

By Phani Ch


Why should men join Right to Pee campaign

News: Women wants men to join ‘Right to Pee’ campaign

Think logically. When men already have king size open toilets that too for ‘Free’, why they will again join these campaigns, demanding pay-and-use toilets at the same places.

By Phani Ch


Rashmi disappoints in Guntur Talkies

Guntur Talkies result

Along with me, everyone rushed for Rashmi. But the movie has everything except Rashmi.

By Phani Ch