Marriage Jokes ( Page 1 of 3 )

A Woman Shoots Her Husband For Stepping On The Clean Floor

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station.

“I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”

“Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant.

“No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”



The Wedding Day Joke

A little boy looks at his mum at a wedding and says, “Mummy, why is the girl dressed all in white?”

His mum answers, “The girls is called a bride and she is in white because she’s very happy and this is the happiest day of her life.”

The boy nods and then says, “OK, and why is the boy all in black?”



The Millionaire’s Fake Age

A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception.

His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23 year old beauty?

“Simple,” grins the millionaire, “I faked my age.”

His friends are really amazed and ask him how much he said.

“Well”, he replied. “I said I was 87!”



What is bad luck in pockets exactly

News: UP married couple flirt each other on FB, unknowingly

This is what we call bad luck in pocket.

By Phani Ch


When does wife decides more strong to move out?

Husband’s unwillingness to allow his wife, to go out, is a better boosting to her, for rushing out immediately.

By Phani Ch


Danam Nagendar is worst than cat on the wall

News: Danam Nagendar meets Congress leaders at his residence

Everyone is sure that, cat on the wall, finally jumps anyone side. But Danam Nagendar is even not giving that clarity.

By Phani Ch


Congress, divorce has the same meaning now

News: Several senior leaders are stepping out of Congress.

Punch: Divorce, Congress

Very rarely, we find the rhyming words, with the same meaning, like these, Isn’t it?

By Phani Ch


Inter religious marriages validity is beneficial to lawyers

News: Inter religious marriages are valid, only if one of the partners, convert into his/her spouse’s religion.

Punch: I can see idle lawyers smiling now.

By Phani Ch


Symbolically, this is Pawan Kalyan’s dhoti attire meaning!

News: Pawan Kalyan in a marriage attire (Dhoti), meets Naidu

Punch: It seems, symbolically saying that, people would do Naidu’s marriage, if all his promises are not fulfilled.
By Phani Ch


Dawood wife harassment is reason to surrender!

News: Dawood ready to surrender

Punch: May be he thought police harassment is better than wife’s.

By Phani Ch


Chiranjeevi gold coins as dowry for marriage!

News: Chiranjeevi gold coins out

Punch: What is the position of a bride, if the bridegroom’s parents ask these coins as dowry.

By Phani Ch


Marriage logic in leaders adopting girls hostels issue

Political biggies are backing the ragging culprits, the buzz says.

Political biggies, please adopt the girls hostels, the centre says.
It is like remarrying the same old wife, again and again.

By Phani Ch