Doctor Jokes ( Page 1 of 3 )

The One About The Fishermen and The Angel

Three guys are fishing when an angel appears.

The first guy says, “I have suffered from back pain for years. Can you help me?” The angel touches the man’s back, and he feels instant relief.

The second guy points to his thick glasses and begs for a cure for his poor eyesight. When the angel tosses the lenses into the lake, the man gains 20/20 vision.

As the angel turns to the third fellow, he instantly recoils and screams, “Don’t touch me! I am on disability!”


Why You Should Make Love Once A Year

A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love once a day?” Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely. “Once a week?”

A third of the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant. “Once a month?” A few hands tepidly go up. Then he asks, “OK, how about once a year?”

One man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands. The therapist is shocked - this disproves his theory. “If you make love only once a year,” he asks, “why are you so happy?”

The man yells, “Today’s the day!”



Good News - Bad News

Doctor tells to patient: I have some bad news and worse news.

Patient: What is it, doctor?

Doctor: The laboratory test results show that you have only 24 hours to live.

Patient: Oh my God!

Doctor: The worse news is that I was tried telling this to you yesterday but your cell phone was unreachable.



Fish Prasadam Cures Asthama and Goes For Swimming

News: Thousands of people queue for ‘Fish Prasadam’ in Hyderabad

It is advised by Doctor, not to drink water after eating Fish.
Because It will Swim and then you feel Gulugulu in your stomach

By M. Divya Shri


Why I never wanted to be a doctor

To escape exam, I lied that I am sick. My father took me to the doctor, who then tested me and even wrote medicines to clear my sickness.

It took time for me to realize that, even that doctor is once a student.

By Phani Ch


Doctor and Patient logic in Dasari-Jagan meet

News: Jagan meets Dasari, at latter's residence

Its like patient approaching the doctor, while the doctor, who felt ill, is consulting another doctor.
By Phani Ch


Jagan bought Gajini remake rights?

News: After 6 years, now Jagan says that, Naidu killed his father

May be Jagan might have bought Gajini remake rights.

By Phani Ch


Kamal Haasan is patient, Jayalalitha is doctor

News: Compromised Kamal Haasan donates Rs. 15 lakhs to Chennai relief fund

Even the ruler of the world is a patient to his doctor

By Phani Ch


Bumper business by AP wine shop owners

News: Fake liquor kills many in AP

What if these liquor shop owner, has several hospitals too in the nearby area?

By Phani Ch


Doctor is demigod for AP government

News: Jagan’s fast interrupted

Punch: Doctor might be the demigod of AP government now

By Phani Ch


Proof to say god faces more problems than humans

God faces more problems than humans. For instance

A common man prays for a good health and a doctor prays for a better business. Whom should the god respond to?

By Phanindra


Veterinary doctor do not ask any questions

Patient: Fed up with the continuous questions of the doctor. I will go to veterinary doctor next time.
By Phani