Super Droll

A first-grade teacher cannot believe her student is not hepped up about the Super Bowl. “It is a huge event. Why are you not excited?”

“Because I am not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student.

“Well, that is a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?”

“Then I would be a football fan.”