The teacher asks, “Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?”
Flora blushes and says, “That is disgusting, I will not even answer that question.”
The teacher calls on Johnny: “What part of the human body increases ten times when excited?” “That's easy,” says Johnny.
“It is the pupil of the eye.” “Very good, Johnny,” responds the teacher. “That is correct.”
She then turns to Flora and says, First, you did not do your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, you are in for a BIG disappointment.”