Ugly Baby

A woman boards a bus with her baby. As she boards, the driver says "Wow that is one ugly baby."

The hurt woman sits with beside an old man.  The old man asks "What's wrong you look disappointed?"

She replies: "The bus driver just insulted me."

Old man says : "He's a public worker and should give you respect, take his batch number and complaint against him. Meanwhile, I'll hold your monkey for you."