Joke

The One About The Stand-In Gorilla 31 October 2017

When a zoo’s gorilla dies, the zookeeper hires an actor to don a costume and act like an ape until the zoo can get another one. In the cage, the actor makes faces, swings around, and draws a huge crowd....

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The Card Buddies 11 October 2017

Two elderly ladies had been friends since their 30s. Now in their 80s, they still got together a couple of times a week to play cards. One day they were playing gin rummy and one of them said, “You know,...

Keywords: Aging Jokes, Jokes, Funny Jokes, Aging Jokes

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Genie And Three Wishes 23 November 2018

A genie comes out of an ancient lamp after a man spots it. Genie: You get 3 wishes. Man: I am not lucky. Whatever I wish will come back and will bite me again. Genie: I promise, things are not...

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THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER 07 October 2017

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a...

Keywords: Funny Jokes, Jokes, Animal Jokes, Animal Jokes

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Unique Gift 01 November 2017

Every year on my birthday, I looked forward to my aunt’s gift - a scarf, hat, or sweater knitted by hand. One year, she must have had better things to do because I received a ball of yarn, knitting needles,...

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Beautiful Night Vs Horror Night 19 February 2019

Beautiful Night is when you hug your teddy bear and sleep. Horror night is when your teddy bear hugs you back.

Keywords: Jokes, Beautiful Night, Funny Jokes, Horror Night

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The Millionaire’s Fake Age 05 August 2017

A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception. His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23 year old beauty?...

Keywords: Funny Jokes, Millionaire Fake Age, Jokes, Marriage Jokes

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What Does Chicken Give Us 10 July 2019

Teacher: What does chicken give us? Student: Meat! Teacher: What does pig give you? Student: Bacon! Teacher: What does fat cow give you? Student: Homework!

Keywords: Funny Jokes, Funny Jokes, Teacher Student Jokes, School Jokes

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The Wedding Day Joke 13 September 2017

A little boy looks at his mum at a wedding and says, “Mummy, why is the girl dressed all in white?” His mum answers, “The girls is called a bride and she is in white because she’s very happy and...

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Why You Should Make Love Once A Year 16 October 2017

A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love once a day?” Half the people raise...

Keywords: Funny Jokes, Funny Jokes, Jokes, Jokes

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Birthday Gift 18 October 2017

A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any...

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A Woman Shoots Her Husband For Stepping On The Clean Floor 09 November 2017

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.” “Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant....

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Tamil Comedian Faces Online Abuse Over Joke On Mahesh Babu, Tenders Apology 15 September 2018

Tamil Comedian Faces Online Abuse Over Joke On Mahesh Babu, Tenders Apology:- Superstar Mahesh Babu is arguably the top-grade actor of this generation's crop of actors. Unsurprisingly, Mahesh has time and again been chosen as one of India's most desirable...

Keywords: Mahesh Babu, Tamil Comedian, Tamil Comedian, South Indian film industry

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The Grave Encounter 05 September 2017

A teen takes a shortcut home through the cemetery, after trick-or-treating. Halfway across, he is startled by a tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, he spots an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away...

Keywords: Jokes, Funny Jokes, Aging Jokes, Funny Jokes

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Super Droll 27 October 2017

A first-grade teacher cannot believe her student is not hepped up about the Super Bowl. “It is a huge event. Why are you not excited?” “Because I am not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,”...

Keywords: Jokes, School Jokes, Funny Jokes, School Jokes

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I Believe That You Are Sitting In My Seat 06 November 2018

After death, a German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat meets God. German Shepherd says "I believe in loyalty to my master". God says God and asks it to sit down on the right side. Doberman says "I believe in the...

Keywords: Funny Jokes, Funny Jokes, Animal Jokes, Animal Jokes

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Nawaz Sharif Terms His Disqualification From Premiership As “Joke” 12 August 2017

Nawaz Sharif Terms His Disqualification From Premiership As “Joke”:- Former Prime Minister of Pakistan, Nawaz Sharif termed his disqualification from premiership as a “joke”. Moreover, Sharif expressed confidence that he will be elected as Prime Minister of Pakistan for the...

Keywords: Nawaz Sharif, Panama Papers, Prime Minister, Nawaz Sharif

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What's The Chemical Formula Of Water? 01 November 2018

Teacher: What's the chemical formula of Water? David: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: What's this? David: You said H to O. So, I said all the alphabets from H to O.

Keywords: Funny Jokes, Teacher Jokes, Teacher Jokes, Funny Jokes

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The One About The Fishermen and The Angel 06 November 2017

Three guys are fishing when an angel appears. The first guy says, “I have suffered from back pain for years. Can you help me?” The angel touches the man’s back, and he feels instant relief. The second guy points to...

Keywords: Doctor Jokes, Doctor Jokes, Jokes, Funny Jokes

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Religious Cowboy 22 August 2017

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the savannah. Three weeks later, a Antelope walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy could not believe his eyes. He took...

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