AIB Knockout was a show where Arjun Kapoor and Ranveer Singh were got charred quite literally. Most of the jokes were about Deepika Padukone and Ranveer Singh.
1. I am not saying that Ranveer Singh does shit films, but the last good thing he was in was Deepika Padukone.
2. Ranveer, you are such a sleaze that you don't get turned on unless Deepika uses a pepper spray on you.
3. Ranveer Singh completed four years in the movie industry - one year of acting and three years about getting over Anushka Sharma.
4. Arjun Kapoor, you dropped those kilos faster than Deepika dropped her dating standards.
5. You did an ad for durex- It is the first time I saw a condom being endorsed by an STD.
6. Deepika is a state level badminton player and Ranveer is a national level sex offender.
7. Ranveer is a big fan of 'Kuch Kuch Hota Hai’ that film makes him reach out for a box of tissue, because he is the only guy who will jerk off to Farida Jalal.
8. We wanted to get Ranbir Kapoor for the show but we could only manage Ranveer, which is also what Deepika did, so I guess it is fine.
9. Rohan Joshi recently moved from Malabar Hills to Santa Cruz, that's like moving from Ranbir Kapoor to Ranveer Singh.
10. You are so Sindhi Ranveer that you insist that your girlfriends bring back the receipts from the abortion clinic.
11. You are such a pervert Ranveer that the photograph of Deepika Padukone in TOI was taken by you.
12. Ranveer Singh is on Tinder or as he likes to call it flipkart.
13. How does it feel to be the only sad person in the country everytime Virat Kohli scores a century Ranveer Singh?
14. Deepika as a woman, I would thank you for dating Ranveer, thank you for keeping him off the streets.
15. Ranveer Singh is so horny that if he find a chick with Ebola she would die of AIDS first.