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• Lawyer died a week ago

  Apr :26 |   One client of a law firm dials up the organization. The receptionist picks up the phone. "Can I speak to my lawyer?" "I'm sorry, sir. Mr Abignale, your lawyer expired a week ago" The client calls in the evening again. "Can I speak to my lawyer?" ... [Read more...]

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• Short Jokes:

  Apr :25 |   Irish people! What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? Every one is drunk in an Irish wedding and one less drunk at a funeral! Punintentional! Why are Mexican and Black jokes boring? Once you have heard “Juan” (... [Read more...]

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• Lawyers, duh!

  Apr :24 |   Defense attorney pleading for his client, was cross-examining the medical examiner in the court hearing a murder case. "Did you sign the death certificate?" "Yes" "How did you know the person was dead? Did you check his pulse before declaring him ... [Read more...]

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• Blonde Joke

  Apr :23 |   A blonde is aghast after she finds her mother dead on the floor in her house. After the necessary actions, she leaves for the hospital although she is not completely in her right minds. Unable to hold her sorrow inside, she bursts out crying at the ... [Read more...]

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• Lawyer jokes again!

  Apr :22 |   A lawyer was reading the Bible intently. Being an athiest and an anti-christ, his colleague was surprised why he was reading the holy book. A few minutes later, the man dies in his chair as he was reading the book. In hell, Satan says, "Man you real... [Read more...]

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• Lawyers belong in hell

  Apr :20 |   Steve and Jack, law patners for 40 years, were at a very emotional moment. Steve was in the last few minutes of his life after poisoning. He realizes that Jack should know the truth about him. "Jack, I've a confession to make. I am the father of you... [Read more...]

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• Pope has arthritis

  Apr :18 |   One extremely drunk man got into a bus and sat down on a seat sharing it with a priest. His shirt was stained and he smelled like stink. He had lipstick marks all over his face. Peeping into the paper being read by the priest, he asks, "Father, how c... [Read more...]

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• Lawyers go to hell

  Apr :17 |   St Peter made a mistake in his roster accidentally when he mentioned the names of a teacher, a doctor and a farmer who were actually supposed to go to heaven for their benevolence. God, decided to make amends and called up Satan. "Satan, this is God... [Read more...]

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• The art of parenting

  Apr :16 |   We like to be called as 'strict parents' by our kids. But it is known by now that not by being tough but by understanding and giving importance to kid's thoughts and actions, we can ensure a better growth of our child. Don't order your kid to eat, s... [Read more...]

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• Bus Driver

  Apr :16 |   A little boy who sits right behind the driver keeps on talking. He says, if my mom were a cow and my dad a bull, then I'd have been a raging bull. This gets the driver annoyed but the kid doesn't stop his nonsense jibber-jabber. I would be a little ... [Read more...]

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