Aaj ki naari...

In a divorce court a woman told the judge:

"Your honor, I want to divorce
My husband."

"But why?" asked the judge.

She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."

The judge asked, "How do you know?"

She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him."

Aaj ka pathi dev;

From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die,

I want you to marry Samy."

"Samy! But he is your enemy!"

"Yes, I know that. I've suffered all these years; so let him suffer now."