You are so poor you eat cereal with forks to save milk!
You are so poor your face is on the cover of a food stamp!
You are so poor when I walked in your front door a mouse tripped me and a cockroach stole my wallet!
You are so poor I walked in your house and asked to use the
bathroom and you told me to pick a corner!
You are so poor that you use dental floss as toilet paper!
You're so poor that yesterday I saw your mother moving a trashcan from one street to another. I asked what was she doing and she said, ''I am moving it's too noisy over there!
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