Jokes
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Oh, Texas!
May :25 | A British doctor, a German doctor and an American doctor were chatting. The British doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him… [ Read more ... ]
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Operation DUI!
May :24 | One night, a police officer was waiting outside a particularly rowdy bar for possible drunk drivers. At closing time he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars… [ Read more ... ]
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What drink is that?
May :23 | A guy walks into a bar and announces that he can close his eyes and name what kind of alcohol he is drinking and how old it is, just by taste and smell. A drunken guy at the bar says,… [ Read more ... ]
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My wife might be deaf!
May :22 | An old man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?" The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When your… [ Read more ... ]
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Guess what!
May :21 | A man stops his car after spotting a blonde on the sidewalk with a bag. The man in the car says to her, ''What do you have in the bag?'' The blonde replies: ''I have chickens!'' The man says, ''If… [ Read more ... ]
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Rs 40 notes!
May :20 | A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit Rs 80 note instead of a Rs 100 bill. He realized his mistake but was not willing to sacrifice the paper he used. He wanted to try it out anyway. He approached a bank… [ Read more ... ]
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Not all lawyers are bad
May :18 | A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor,… [ Read more ... ]
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You know exactly what I like!
May :17 | Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they all did very, very well for themselves. They got together recently and were discussing what they each had done to benefit their aging mother. "Well," said the first one, "I… [ Read more ... ]
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Sick at the church!
May :16 | One Sunday morning, a little girl and her mother go to church. Halfway through, the little girl tells her mother she's feels nauseated and feels like throwing up. Her mother tells her to go in the bushes behind the church.… [ Read more ... ]
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Female brains
May :15 | An alien walked into a shop and told the owner that he came from Mars and wanted to buy a brain for research. ''How much is this one?'' he asked. ''Well that one is a monkey brain and it's $20,''… [ Read more ... ]
