The well behaved Son

Jun 19 ,2012 10:54 AM

Lady 1: My son is very well behaved.

Lady 2: How can you say that? Wasn't he arrested and imprisoned for 5 years.

Lady 1: Yes, but he got out after 2 years for good behavior inside the jail.

Doctor and Patient

Doctor: Have you ever fainted before?
Patient: Yes, the last time you told me your fees.

Wife: The doctor has come to see you.
Husband: Tell him that I am not feeling well and won't be able to see anyone.

Patient to his friend: The nurse in this hospital is really wonderful. She touched me and my fever got cured immediately.
Friend: Yeah, I could hear her touch your cheek in the next room.

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