Patient: I have swallowed a key.
Sardar Doctor: When?
Patient: 3 months back!
Sardar Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Patient: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!
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