Animal Jokes ( Page 2 of 6 )
Monkey’s logic in driving the bus
News: Monkey drives the bus in UP
While the driver is sleeping, though we tried to support the passengers, by driving the bus, people mistook and threw us away. This is why, we feel that, there is no wrong in hitting you people.
By Phani Ch
What if people cannot afford to go to the Zoo?
When people cannot afford to go to the Zoo. May be they can watch assembly meetings on TV.
By Phani Ch
Pawan Kalyan Hatao book author is a dog!
News: ‘Pawan Kalyan Hatao’ book released
Criticizing the popular, will make you even more popular, than the popular one, you criticized.
Dog never misses this logic, when lion is not in the forest.
By Phani Ch
Modi is ant, Jayalalitha is a snake
News: Chennai rains, Modi assure support to Jayalalitha
Do you know, how an ant behaves, when it is willing to sleep in a snake’s den?
By Phani Ch
What happens when rabbit dances on Lion
News: YSRCP gets least votes in Warangal by-polls
What happens when the rabbit dare to dance on Lion, while it is sleeping? The result is not new to the world.
By Phani Ch
Animals feeling after Anuradha’s murder
News: Mayor Anuradha murdered
Animals: This is why we say that, we are fortunate to take birth as animals
By Phani Ch
Can the dogs bark, in front of Lion?
News: Telakapalli Ravi says that there is no use of Pawan Kalyan
Punch: Have you ever heard of dogs barking, when Lion is sleeping
By Phani Ch
Proof: dogs are better than human beings
One reason to say dogs are better than human beings
Dog: I cannot bear those Diwali crackers sounds, please don’t buy those.
Human beings: Don’t you know that we cannot bear your barking, at night times. So, die now.
By Phani Ch
Animals inner voice after knowing Siricilla Rajaiah
News: MP Siricilla Rajaiah is suspected to kill daughter in law.
Punch:
Animals: People say, as we committed faults, we are born as animals. But the fact is, it is a pleasure being animals, than these stupid human beings.
By Phani Ch
Punch to Narayana for commenting on Pawan
News: CPI Narayana says Pawan Kalyan is an extra player
Punch: Pawan fans say, Narayana is not even that player
Moral: When dog knows that it is in Tiger cave, it should not bark
By Phanindra
Naidu situation with Pawan Kalyan now
News: Pawan announced to strike against Land pooling
Even if the owner is identified as a thief, dog will not let him free.
By Phanindra
Dogs get insulted if we compare with humans
If people say, are you a human being or a dog?
Dogs might think in mind, “Why these ‘kaminey’ humans insult us, comparing with them.”
By Phani
