Sattires

• A man was sleeping..

  May :14 |   A man was sleeping on his deathbed. The man woke up to see his wife silently praying beside him. He said, "Dear, I have something to confess to you." She said, "No dear, save your energy." He said, "I must… [ Read more ... ]

• Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet

  May :02 |   In a party a lady wantedto go to toilet soshe inquired with a sardarpapaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughtypehle tum dikhao. [ Read more ... ]

• The Surgery

  Apr :30 |   A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate… [ Read more ... ]

• Employee, Boss and Office

  Apr :06 |   Interviewer: Do you think you can handle a variety of work?Candidate: Yes I think so, I have worked in 10 different places in the last 3 months. Employee: I got to have salary increment. Three other companies are after me.Boss:… [ Read more ... ]

• NYC teachers

  Apr :05 |   Actual comments made by NYC teachers on their report cards as of their final narratives. All teachers were reprimanded! 1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig.2. I would not allow this… [ Read more ... ]

• Very Poor

  Apr :04 |   You are so poor you eat cereal with forks to save milk! You are so poor your face is on the cover of a food stamp! You are so poor when I walked in your front door a mouse tripped… [ Read more ... ]

• Men and Women

  Apr :02 |   1.A woman asks a man to water her plants while she is on vacation. The man waters the plants. The woman comes home five or six days later to an apartment full of dead plants. No one knows why this… [ Read more ... ]

• Mental Health Hotline

  Mar :22 |   Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline. If you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.… [ Read more ... ]

• Old Peanuts

  Mar :17 |   A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting… [ Read more ... ]

• Sign language in the bedroom

  Mar :17 |   Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of… [ Read more ... ]