Jokes

• Wedding ring

  Oct :02 |   The conversation between two friends out of which one got recently married. David: Bro, you are wearing your wedding ring on wrong finger! Sebastian: Dude, I know! And guess why...I got married to the wrong woman...so the ring is on… [ Read more ... ]

• Murder of English

  Sep :27 |   Teacher says to students: Why look monkeys outside when I am inside the class? All of you stand straight in a circle. Don't talk in front of my back. Hang the calendar or I will hang myself. Teacher: Shh..keep quite… [ Read more ... ]

• Ek gora aadmi tha

  Sep :27 |   Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha. Tabhi woh apni patni ke paas jata hai aur poochta hai, “Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya”… [ Read more ... ]

• A fish with no eyes

  Sep :26 |   What do you call a fish with no eyes?A fsh Father: Son, what do you want me to buy for you on your birthday? Son: Nothing big dad, buy me a radio, a small radio with a sports car around… [ Read more ... ]

• You can eat your plate

  Sep :15 |   Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step further - eat the plate. Chen Liang-erh, 50, an amateur inventor, announced Friday that he had perfected an edible plate made… [ Read more ... ]

• Beggar and Mobile recharge

  Sep :11 |   Beggar approaches a mobile recharge shop and talks to the owner... Beggar: Please lend me calltell chota recharge card sir, I have to talk to my girlfriend Owner's girlfriend: Look at the love of a beggar...one has to be like… [ Read more ... ]

• Teacher and Student

  Sep :10 |   Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho? Student: vidya ke khaatir Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir [ Read more ... ]

• Sad story!

  Sep :10 |   Ram, Raheem and Robert lives in a flat, which is on 60th floor and lift will be the only option for them to reach their flat. Once they return from a party late night and notices that lift is in… [ Read more ... ]

• Bikari bangaya

  Sep :10 |   Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai. Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai. Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa [ Read more ... ]

• Boy Friend and Girl Friend Jokes...!

  Sep :10 |   Boyfriend to Girlfriend: Darling main tumse shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai? Boyfriend: Ek biwi aur 3 bacche… [ Read more ... ]