Jokes

• Guess what!

  May :21 |   A man stops his car after spotting a blonde on the sidewalk with a bag. The man in the car says to her, ''What do you have in the bag?'' The blonde replies: ''I have chickens!'' The man says, ''If… [ Read more ... ]

• Rs 40 notes!

  May :20 |   A crook mistakenly made a counterfeit Rs 80 note instead of a Rs 100 bill. He realized his mistake but was not willing to sacrifice the paper he used. He wanted to try it out anyway. He approached a bank… [ Read more ... ]

• Not all lawyers are bad

  May :18 |   A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor,… [ Read more ... ]

• You know exactly what I like!

  May :17 |   Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they all did very, very well for themselves. They got together recently and were discussing what they each had done to benefit their aging mother. "Well," said the first one, "I… [ Read more ... ]

• Sick at the church!

  May :16 |   One Sunday morning, a little girl and her mother go to church. Halfway through, the little girl tells her mother she's feels nauseated and feels like throwing up. Her mother tells her to go in the bushes behind the church.… [ Read more ... ]

• Female brains

  May :15 |   An alien walked into a shop and told the owner that he came from Mars and wanted to buy a brain for research. ''How much is this one?'' he asked. ''Well that one is a monkey brain and it's $20,''… [ Read more ... ]

• Drinking Problems

  May :14 |   A guy walks into a bar, orders 12 shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender asks, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?" The guy says, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had… [ Read more ... ]

• I couldn't recognize you!

  May :10 |   A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No you have another 43 years,… [ Read more ... ]

• At a football game three men

  May :09 |   At a football game three men got stuck sitting behind three nuns. They couldn't enjoy the game very much because the nun hats obscured their views. So they decided to disgust them which would coerce them into leaving the place.… [ Read more ... ]

• At a pet store, a talking parrot amuses a housewife

  May :08 |   At a pet store, a talking parrot amuses a housewife. She decides to buy it to pass the free time at home and teach it a few words. The shopkeeper of the pet store however warns her that the parrot… [ Read more ... ]