Jokes

• A Love Story..

  May :14 |   A Love Story I shall seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and control you. I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan. I will make you beg for mercy. I will… [ Read more ... ]

• Young Couple

  May :12 |   There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors` houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog. So one day the wife went to the pet store and… [ Read more ... ]

• That was our First Kiss

  May :02 |   I stair into your beautiful brown eyes,I can feel the blood rushing throughout my body.And as I brush the hair out of your face,I slide my hand down your soft slender cheek,as my skin touches yours, our hearts beat faster.… [ Read more ... ]

• Hope you enjoy them

  Apr :30 |   In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose. In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city… [ Read more ... ]

• Post dated cheque

  Apr :28 |   A motorist, driving in the countryside, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth. "Oh, about… [ Read more ... ]

• The CEO

  Apr :25 |   A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. "Open one of these if you run up… [ Read more ... ]

• Job Interview

  Apr :14 |   A man applied for a job and turned up at the office for a formal interview. He was asked to fill in the application form. After he was done with it, he handed it over to the employer and anxiously… [ Read more ... ]

• Does your dog bite?

  Apr :13 |   A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, " Does your dog bite?" The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite." The man tries to pet the dog and the dog… [ Read more ... ]

• Doctor and Patient

  Apr :06 |   Doctor: Have you ever fainted before?Patient: Yes, the last time you told me your fees. Wife: The doctor has come to see you.Husband: Tell him that I am not feeling well and won't be able to see anyone. Patient to… [ Read more ... ]

• Student Filpping Coin in Exam

  Apr :05 |   A statistics major was completely hung over the day of his final exam. It was a True/False test, so he decided to flip a coin for the answers. The stats professor watched the student the entire two hours as he… [ Read more ... ]