Jokes

  • Blonde at the doctors!

    May :30 |   Please remove your blouse, the doctor told the the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck. When she is ready, the doctor says, "OK, big breaths." "Yeth," she replies, "and I've had them thinth I wath thixthteen!" (AW- Anil) [ Read more ... ]

  • Blonde at the doctors!

    May :30 |   Please remove your blouse, the doctor told the the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck. When she is ready, the doctor says, "OK, big breaths." "Yeth," she replies, "and I've had them thinth I wath thixthteen!" (AW- Anil) [ Read more ... ]

  • Photokinetic sons?!

    May :29 |   Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night. The doctor was called in to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this… [ Read more ... ]

  • The Last Meal

    May :28 |   There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff." The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in… [ Read more ... ]

  • I'll drink to that!

    May :27 |   Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says "So where are you from, then?" "I'm from Ireland."… [ Read more ... ]

  • Oh, Texas!

    May :25 |   A British doctor, a German doctor and an American doctor were chatting. The British doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him… [ Read more ... ]

  • Operation DUI!

    May :24 |   One night, a police officer was waiting outside a particularly rowdy bar for possible drunk drivers. At closing time he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars… [ Read more ... ]

  • What drink is that?

    May :23 |   A guy walks into a bar and announces that he can close his eyes and name what kind of alcohol he is drinking and how old it is, just by taste and smell. A drunken guy at the bar says,… [ Read more ... ]

  • My wife might be deaf!

    May :22 |   An old man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?" The doctor replies, "Try this test to find out for sure. When your… [ Read more ... ]

  • Guess what!

    May :21 |   A man stops his car after spotting a blonde on the sidewalk with a bag. The man in the car says to her, ''What do you have in the bag?'' The blonde replies: ''I have chickens!'' The man says, ''If… [ Read more ... ]

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