A woman flagged down a cab.

"Where to?" the cabbie asked.

"The hospital," the woman answered.

"Where at the hospital?" the cabbie asked.

"Maternity ward." the woman answered.

A determined look crossed the cabbie's face. "Okay, I'll get you there. Don't you worry!" He then floored it and started weaving past cars.

"No no, you don't need to drive so fast," the woman said. "I only work there!"