What Does Chicken Give Us July 10, 2019 14:22
Teacher: What does chicken give us? Student: Meat! Teacher: What does pig give you? Student: Bacon! Teacher: What does fat cow give you? Student: Homework!
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Beautiful Night Vs Horror Night February 19, 2019 19:54
Beautiful Night is when you hug your teddy bear and sleep. Horror night is when your teddy bear hugs you back.
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Genie And Three Wishes November 23, 2018 17:17
A genie comes out of an ancient lamp after a man spots it. Genie: You get 3 wishes. Man: I am not lucky. Whatever I wish will come back and will bite me again. Genie: I promise, things are not the same. Man: I wish for a boomerang with teeth. Genie: You are a son of a ....
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I Believe That You Are Sitting In My Seat November 06, 2018 20:46
After death, a German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat meets God. German Shepherd says "I believe in loyalty to my master". God says God and asks it to sit down on the right side. Doberman says "I believe in the protection of my master". God says "Sit to my left". Cat says "I believe that you are sitting in my seat".
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What's The Chemical Formula Of Water? November 01, 2018 20:35
Teacher: What's the chemical formula of Water? David: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: What's this? David: You said H to O. So, I said all the alphabets from H to O.
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A Woman Shoots Her Husband For Stepping On The Clean Floor November 09, 2017 17:46
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.” “Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant. “No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.” SUPRAJA
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The One About The Fishermen and The Angel November 06, 2017 19:41
Three guys are fishing when an angel appears. The first guy says, “I have suffered from back pain for years. Can you help me?” The angel touches the man’s back, and he feels instant relief. The second guy points to his thick glasses and begs for a cure for his poor eyesight. When the angel tosses the lenses into the lake, the man gains 20/20 vision. As the angel turns to the third fellow, he instantly recoils and screams, “Don’t touch me! I am on disability!”
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Unique Gift November 01, 2017 18:55
Every year on my birthday, I looked forward to my aunt’s gift - a scarf, hat, or sweater knitted by hand. One year, she must have had better things to do because I received a ball of yarn, knitting needles, and a how-to-knit book. Her card read “Scarf, some assembly required.” SUPRAJA
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The One About The Stand-In Gorilla October 31, 2017 16:52
When a zoo’s gorilla dies, the zookeeper hires an actor to don a costume and act like an ape until the zoo can get another one. In the cage, the actor makes faces, swings around, and draws a huge crowd. He then crawls across a partition and atop the lion’s cage, infuriating the animal. But the actor stays in character-until he loses his grip and falls into the lion’s cage. Terrified, the actor shouts, “Help! Help me!” Too late. The lion pounces, opens its massive jaws, and whispers, “Shut up! Do you want to get us both fired?!” SUPRAJA
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Super Droll October 27, 2017 19:43
A first-grade teacher cannot believe her student is not hepped up about the Super Bowl. “It is a huge event. Why are you not excited?” “Because I am not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student. “Well, that is a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?” “Then I would be a football fan.” SUPRAJA
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Birthday Gift October 18, 2017 19:26
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range. “Look!” she said. “I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me.” So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale. SUPRAJA
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Why You Should Make Love Once A Year October 16, 2017 18:52
A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love once a day?” Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely. “Once a week?” A third of the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant. “Once a month?” A few hands tepidly go up. Then he asks, “OK, how about once a year?” One man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands. The therapist is shocked - this disproves his theory. “If you make love only once a year,” he asks, “why are you so happy?” The man yells, “Today’s the day!” SUPRAJA
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