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Being the concerned wife, she convinced him to see a doctor. William was a little worried when the doctor came in. Sensing his patient's nervousness, the first thing the doctor did was to ask what was troubling him. "Well," William answered. "I seem to be getting forgetful. I'm never sure I can remember where I put the car, or whether I answered a letter, or where I'm going, or what it is I'm going to do once I get there, if I get there. So, I really need your help. What can I do?" The doctor thought for a moment, then answered in his kindest tone, "Please pay me in advance."

The day after visiting a fair, my wife was in agony. "You know you’re past your prime," she said, "when you hurt all over and all you rode was the massage chair."

Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks if there is a memento of some sort inside.“Yes,” says Sally, “a lock of my husband’s hair.”“But Larry’s still alive.”“I know, b

A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog peed on his leg. He reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog. A passer by who’d seen everything remarked: “That’s very tolerant of you after what he just did.” “Not really,” came the reply. “I’m just finding out where his mouth is, so I can kick him.”

Pehla gadha: Yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hoo, vo mujhe bahut marta hai. Doosra gadha: Tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata. Pehla gadha: Kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut koobsurat ladki h

Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first

Rating: 2.5/5 There are over a million words in the English language, but we can always use more. Here are some that wordsmiths contributed to the Merriam-Webster Open Dictionary website: Epiphunny (noun): The moment of sudden revelation when one gets the joke. Nagivator (noun): A bossy person who rides in the passenger seat and gives directions to the driver. Phooey Vuitton (noun): A sub- standard, counterfeit Louis Vuitton product. Wuzband (noun): A former husband.

Rating: 2.0/5 No one likes coughing up rent. But at least these tenants gave landlords creative reasons for avoiding it. "With my daughter's graduation, our new boat, and our trip to Europe this yea

Rating: 2/5 The computer in my high school classroom was acting up. After watching me struggle with it, a student explained that my hard drive had crashed. So I called IT. "Can someone look at my com

Rating: 2.5/5 There are over a million words in the English language, but we can always use more. Here are some that wordsmiths contributed to the Merriam-Webster Open Dictionary website: Epiphunny (noun): The moment of sudden revelation when one gets the joke. Nagivator (noun): A bossy person who rides in the passenger seat and gives directions to the driver. Phooey Vuitton (noun): A sub- standard, counterfeit Louis Vuitton product. Wuzband (noun): A former husband.

Rating: 2.0/5 No one likes coughing up rent. But at least these tenants gave landlords creative reasons for avoiding it. "With my daughter's graduation, our new boat, and our trip to Europe this yea

Rating: 2/5 The computer in my high school classroom was acting up. After watching me struggle with it, a student explained that my hard drive had crashed. So I called IT. "Can someone look at my com

Rating: 2.5/5 There are over a million words in the English language, but we can always use more. Here are some that wordsmiths contributed to the Merriam-Webster Open Dictionary website: Epiphunny (noun): The moment of sudden revelation when one gets the joke. Nagivator (noun): A bossy person who rides in the passenger seat and gives directions to the driver. Phooey Vuitton (noun): A sub- standard, counterfeit Louis Vuitton product. Wuzband (noun): A former husband.

Rating: 2.0/5 No one likes coughing up rent. But at least these tenants gave landlords creative reasons for avoiding it. "With my daughter's graduation, our new boat, and our trip to Europe this yea

Rating: 2/5 The computer in my high school classroom was acting up. After watching me struggle with it, a student explained that my hard drive had crashed. So I called IT. "Can someone look at my com

Rating: 2.5/5 There are over a million words in the English language, but we can always use more. Here are some that wordsmiths contributed to the Merriam-Webster Open Dictionary website: Epiphunny (noun): The moment of sudden revelation when one gets the joke. Nagivator (noun): A bossy person who rides in the passenger seat and gives directions to the driver. Phooey Vuitton (noun): A sub- standard, counterfeit Louis Vuitton product. Wuzband (noun): A former husband.

Rating: 2/5 The computer in my high school classroom was acting up. After watching me struggle with it, a student explained that my hard drive had crashed. So I called IT. "Can someone look at my com

Rating: 3/5 While visiting a retirement community, my wife and I decided to do some shopping and soon became separated. "Excuse me," I said, approaching a clerk. "I'm looking for my wife. She has wh

Rating: 2.5/5 There are over a million words in the English language, but we can always use more. Here are some that wordsmiths contributed to the Merriam-Webster Open Dictionary website: Epiphunny (noun): The moment of sudden revelation when one gets the joke. Nagivator (noun): A bossy person who rides in the passenger seat and gives directions to the driver. Phooey Vuitton (noun): A sub- standard, counterfeit Louis Vuitton product. Wuzband (noun): A former husband.

Rating: 3/5 While visiting a retirement community, my wife and I decided to do some shopping and soon became separated. "Excuse me," I said, approaching a clerk. "I'm looking for my wife. She has wh